This is horrible.
I love how he’s the founder of ‘illusive’ fighting (I think he means ‘elusive’), and that he trains by dodging cars at busy intersections. Both of which were unable to prepare him to fight an overweight, 21-year-old bouncer named ‘Insane Zane’ who looks like a cross between an ape and a poor man’s version of Matthew Broderick. You can’t make this stuff up.
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